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#306. Help Chapter 9. Date Night

Ch 9.21 * #306 * Jul. 22, 2026
  1. Chloe in bed, sobbing and wailing into her hands.
  2. Camera pulls back to show Zia beside Chloe's bed, and a wallet on Chloe's bedstand next to the alarm clock. Zia: "I'm thinking I should just pick up some bagels for breakfast instead." "Blueberry bagels?" "Chocolate?" Chloe (still wailing).
  3. Zia (sighs): "Chloe —" " — do you like him?" Chloe (sobbing and snuffling): "I —" " — he was nice" "and he was cute" "and he was tall" "and I — "
  4. Zia: "Do you LIKE HIM?" Chloe (cringing pathetically): "I mean —" "I think I do, but —"
  5. Zia (sips coffee sagely): "Then the right thing to do —" "— is to go apologize."
  6. Chloe (irritable, still crying): "Zia, I don't even —" "How am I supposed to do that?" "I don't have his number —" "I don't know where he lives —" "I —" "I don't even know his full name!"
  7. Zia (picks up wallet off the bedstand, flips it open): "Hmm, you might want to return this wallet to someone who lost it." "It says 'Mark Reed, of 513 Los Robles, number 27.'"
  8. Chloe (fuming angry): "You SERIOUSLY didn't PICKPOCKET —" Zia (sipping her coffee again, shrugging, holding out the wallet to Chloe): "Would've if he hadn't left it, horsegirl, but you didn't need my help on this one."
Characters: Chloe, Zia

Zia, we really need to talk about your moral framework again. Crime equals bad, remember?


— Inker