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#302. Owning It Chapter 9. Date Night

Ch 9.17 * #302 * Jul. 8, 2026
  1. Chloe (through gritted teeth): "I don't need your sarcasm, I need your help! He's still here!"
  2. Zia (heads toward the kitchen, grinning): "Okay, I'll make some breakfast." "You think he likes eggs?" "Bacon?" "Pancakes?" Chloe (angrily): "Zia!"
  3. A curly-haired satyr man slips past behind them, grimacing, holding his underwear and shirt over his waist. Chloe (startled): "!" Zia looks back.
  4. Chloe (disgusted): " — the heck!?"
  5. He slips out to the living room while they watch.
  6. He slips in front of the TV and turns the apartment doorknob.
  7. He darts out the apartment door. Zia (brightly, holding up her hand like a phone): "Call me!"
  8. Chloe (steaming angry): "You goddamn HYPOCRITICAL LITTLE GREEN —" Zia (gestures with coffee cup, with a dark smile): "The difference between you and me, Chloe my dear, is that if I'm gonna make a mistake, I OWN it."
Characters: Chloe, Zia

*flips frantically through the script* What page are we even on? Who the hell is this guy!?


— Inker