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Reader Mail Month #2
#40 * Nov. 10, 2019
  1. Chloe: "Badass60 asks, 'Zia, how well can you climb trees?'" Zia: "About as well as before." "Which is to say: My brother Felipe was the coordinated one. Last time I tried to climb a tree, I broke an elbow, and I don't intend to try it again without feet."
  2. Chloe: "Followup question: 'If you and Chloe got in a race, who would win?'" Zia: "What, are you kidding me? I'm a reptile and she's like a thoroughbred Arabian! Have you seen her run? Now ask me if a tricycle can beat a 747. Go on, ask!"
  3. Chloe: "Um, AnonymousGX asks, 'Has Chloe ever pranked Zia back?'" Zia: "She's tried. It's — cute." Chloe: "Next question."
  4. Zia: "Hmm, 'Zia, how do you feel about Chloe being more popular than you to the audience? l-o-l'" "Hah, why would I mind? Producers hire hot dumb blondes for the ratings, and as long as we get ratings, I get a paycheck."
  5. Chloe: "Hey!" Zia: "Prove me wrong. What's the square root of 354?" Chloe: "Um..." Zia: "See? Cha-ching! Paycheck! It's 18.8, by the way."
  6. Chloe: "Ahem, next question! HeraldOfOpera asks, 'Do you like penguins?' Uh, sure, I guess." Zia: "Did anybody vet these questions?" Chloe (looking in the box): "Doesn't seem like it."
Characters: Chloe, Zia

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