#274. #ScreamingHats, Part 2 #ScreamingHats
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#274 *
Jan. 28, 2026
- Chloe and Zia are in front of the box of MAGA hats. One hat hangs on a hat stand. Chloe: "I don't think this is right. It's just fabric. It doesn't have an ideology — " Zia: "You think so, huh?"
- Zia zaps the hat on the hat stand to life. *VWOOOOM*
- MAGA hat (shouting): "That wetback snake is an anchor baby!" "Donald Trump is a living god!" "9/11 was an inside job!" "Women belong fat, pregnant, and in the kit — " Chloe (horrified): "Good God!" MAGA hat: "White power!" Zia watches smugly.
- Zia (snarky): "See?" Chloe (frowning darkly, grabbing the acid ray gun): "You get the camera. The acid gun is mine." MAGA hat: "Birds aren't real!" "Q was right!"
Characters: Chloe, Zia
Maybe we could all take turns with the acid gun?
— Inker
