- Chloe (pointing at her equine half): "This butt is a passenger-free zone." Lynne: "But you let me ride you that one time."
- Priscilla (hyper excited): "_A mermaid — _" "_riding — _" "a unicorn!!??" "Eeeee!!!" Chibi Chloe (to Chibi Lynne): "You just had to say it, didn't you?"
- Lynne: "Seriously, why not let her do it once and get it over with? Do a lap around the park?" "Then she'll stop asking." Chloe: "Hell no."
- Lynne: "Why not?" Chloe: "It's messed up!"
- Chloe: "Listen, I am not a goddamn horse!" Priscilla: "Yeah, you're a Magical Unicorn Princess!!!"
- Chloe: "Dammit!" "Kid, what is wrong with you!?" "I'm none" of those things!" "I'm not a *princess* — " "I'm not a *unicorn* — " "And my life is *anything but magical!*" "*Augh!*"
- Chloe gallops off. Priscilla stands with Lynne, watching.
- Priscilla: "She's so wild and untamed! I want to ride her even more!" Lynne: "If you can tame her, you'll be the first."
Characters: Chloe, Lynne, Priscilla
Keep them comments PG-rated, ya pervs.
— Inker