#243. ZiCo® Clothing Disintegrator! Infomercials
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#243 *
Jun. 1, 2025
- Zia (holds up a yellow shirt reading "AAYYY MACARENA"): "Do you have embarrassing old clothes you need to get rid of?" "Would you donate your old clothes to those in need, but you're really just too lazy?"
- Zia (blasts the shirt with a ray gun): "Introducing the ZiCo® brand Clothing Disintegrator!" "Guaranteed to vaporize your old clothing in less than 0.3 seconds flat!"
- Zia: "Stained shirts?" "Gone!" "Unfortunate pants?" "Gone!" "'Vintage' tuxedo?" "Gone!" "Your roommate's ugly blouse?" "Gone!"
- Chloe: "You do realize you can't sell people a supervillain disintegrator ray, don't you?" Zia (next to a pile of parts): "Act now and we'll throw in a Doomsday Device Kit free!"
Characters: Chloe, Zia
According to my wife, I do actually need this product >_>
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Also, hey, happy birthday me, and this time it really is a square.
— Inker
