#244. ZiCo® Ultra Soup! Infomercials
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#244 *
Jun. 8, 2025
- Zia: "Do you love soup but hate how long it takes to cook it?" "Is two minutes just too long for those salty savory umami flavors?"
- Zia (wearing gloves, holds up a bowl of glowing soup with her tail): "Introducing ZiCo® brand Ultra Soup!" "This new patent-pending never-cold soup never gets cold ever, guaranteed, or double your money back!" Zia: "Perfect for warming your insides, your hands, and even your house!"
- Zia: "Wait ten hours?" "Still hot!" "Smothered in ice at the North Pole?" "Still hot!" "Buried in cement for a half-life of fifty thousand years!?" "Still hot!!!"
- Chloe: "Doc Brown built a time machine with his plutonium, but nooo..." Zia: "Now available in beta-decay broccoli cheddar — " "Critical Cajun Gumbo — " "Nobelium Noodle — " "Coulomb Chowder — " "and just in time for Passover, the all-new Matzo Ball Meltdown!" "Call now!!!" Small print: "Warning: Do not store cans of ZiCo® Ultra Soup within 10 meters of any other can of ZiCo® Ultra Soup. Cans are made of commercial-grade food-safe steel and do not contain lead. ZiCo® Industries Inc. Ltd. is not responsible for unexpected fissile events resulting from improper soup storage."
Characters: Chloe, Zia
Mmm... matzo balls...
— Inker
